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Heartbeat Monitor

LazyNanny™ is a simple heartbeat-monitoring solution. Mailing and texting whenever your monitored network/server/device or any other object is no longer responsive or down.
In just 2 Steps you’re Set and Ready to Go.

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LazyNanny™ is an off-premise monitoring guard
Always on duty

Who is LazyNanny

LazyNanny™ is not a full-fledged monitoring tool,
no need to install a Monitoring Suite stack. In fact, no monitoring software is needed at all.

In Geek: It’s a Nanny process monitoring other processes

If you only need to know if your device is up -or- outbound internet works -or- temperature (thermostat) is within threshold -or- available disk space is within threshold and so on and on and on…. this is LazyNanny™

The problem(s)

Out of Sight

Many companies have a monitoring tool. But what if that fails, at night or during weekends?

No working connection

What if your network router “hangs”. Now there is no way to get any data out to the internet or remote locations.

Multiple levels

Mail servers process outbound and inbound mail traffic but what if one or both of these routes fail?

Our solution


Alert when it's silent

All of ‘The Problems’ result in alert notifications -not- being able to reach you and the outside world. Possible alert notification have gone silent…


This is where LazyNanny kicks in. LazyNanny will notify you by mail and SMS/Text of these failures. This never fails because it operates independent of your LAN and location.

Easy, reliable and affordable (or Forever Free)

Simple and straightforward pricing from $9.95 per month

Enterprise ready

Enterprise products include server and service redundancy resulting in even higher LazyNanny™ service availability. On top of that, Enterprise clients will have the option to indicate in which part of the world the LazyNanny™ servers need to be located.

Example Cases

Network Unreachable

If connection to the internet is lost, your monitoring application will not be able to alert you or mail/SMS anybody. This is where LazyNanny™ kicks in. LazyNanny™ will detect this failure and send notifications. This is possible because it operates independent of your LAN.

Mailserver failure

Ever run into a situation where your mailserver(s) lost service? You think your business is running as it should, but in reality your monitoring service is unable to mail you.

LazyNanny™ will notify even if your smtp servers fail allowing you to take appropriate actions within minutes, minimizing business impact.

Monitoring server

However robust they may be, even monitoring servers can unexpectedly freeze-up/fail. If, on top, your business critical application stops working, nobody will know. Without monitoring your support desk will effectively be blind. LazyNanny™ will notify if this type of failure is detected because it operates independent of your monitoring server, network and location.


Forever Free

1 recipient
Email only
Community Support


( Yes, Forever )


1 recipient
Email or SMS
Ticket Support

$9.95/€8.75 monthly


2 recipients
Email & SMS
Ticket Support

$15.99/€13.95 monthly

Feature & option details

Forever Free



Max Recipients 1 1 2
Email Recipients Yes Yes Yes
Max email/month 5 30 100
SMS/Text Recipients Yes Yes
Max SMS/month 2 8
Grace time
Allow grace time before notifying
15 minutes Set your own Set your own
Max repeats
Repeat, just in case you missed the first one
Set your own Set your own
Repeat delay Set your own Set your own
Recovery notification Set your own Set your own
Enterprise server location*
LazyNanny™ server country/region
Select Select

* more Enterprise country/region availability upon request
** Wire Transfer available for annual subscriptions only

Getting Started is as Easy as 1-2-3. It’s even Easier, only 2-Steps are needed.



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